tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73832135572041027152023-12-12T22:24:43.707+00:00TwistedByKnavesIf you can bear to hear the truth you've spokentwistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.comBlogger120125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-81033699360930931852016-01-24T12:10:00.002+00:002016-01-30T23:30:29.684+00:00This is not a postTo Whom It May Concern:<br />
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<a href="http://www.fotografianaturalistica.org/Album/Mammiferi/Riccio/Riccio_erinaceus_europaeus_herisson_commun_braunbrustigel_erizo_european_hedgehog%20(3c).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.fotografianaturalistica.org/Album/Mammiferi/Riccio/Riccio_erinaceus_europaeus_herisson_commun_braunbrustigel_erizo_european_hedgehog%20(3c).jpg" height="213" width="320" /></a>This blog has been snoozing gently, minding its own business, for more than a year.<br />
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The recent changes to about.me have, on the one hand, made it easier to maintain my profile but, on the other, require me to say what I want the idle visitor to do. I deprecate this addiction to goals: it is the curse of our age. (Along with global terrorism, global warming, globalism, corporatism and so on.)<br />
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Bah!<br />
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Why can't the usefulness (or not) of this site emerge organically through use? Or, better, disuse.<br />
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I'm off to find a nice pile of leaves for the rest of this pitiful excuse for a winter.<br />
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Thank you for dropping by!<br />
<br />twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-17496554222595496592014-10-04T08:25:00.000+01:002016-01-30T23:33:18.847+00:00Tweeting not TwainingThree months ago, I signed up for the Prince's Trust Palace to Palace cycle ride. I spammed many of you ruthlessly, and you have given generously to this excellent cause. They really do get on with the relentless grind of turning lives around. <br />
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I really did stick to the training plan for the first month. Honest! But then I had to return Sprog 5 from a muddy field near Winchester to his lair in Newcastle. And the Edinburgh fringe was just up the road. And the Edinburgh cycle paths are just confusing.<br />
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And then there was that week in Lewis with my mum. Only got in a couple of runs there.<br />
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And when I got back, there were events, dear boy-events. And then the big almost bust up. And Twitter suddenly got interesting...<br />
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So all in all, I'm very glad I only went for the 45 mile classic option. <br />
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The point of this is to welcome my new, discerning friends on Twitter who missed out on my earlier begging letters. If you are looking for a good home for your charity pound (or dollar), I still have giving opportunities. <br />
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To grab one of these, visit <a href="https://www.justgiving.com/Will-Ross/">https://www.justgiving.com/Will-Ross/</a><br />
and do what comes naturally. (Hint - big red donate button).<br />
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For those of you north of the border, perhaps this is a chance to take a short break from your disappointed dreams of freedom and come together with those of is in the south working for the common good. And destroy certain false and pernicious stereotypes about the generosity of the Scot.<br />
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For those of you who share my concern about poor Mrs May's bitter life, it is a chance to invest in a better life for her victims.<br />
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And indeed for everyone, it is a chance to do some good in the world.<br />
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The event will be tomorrow morning, Sunday 5 th October. I will be thinking of you. And wishing I'd done more training.<br />
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##fbtwistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-16902680667322353842013-12-15T11:37:00.000+00:002013-12-15T15:24:46.817+00:00Oops... :0(<a href="http://mgf.ultimatemg.com/group2/DIY/exterior/hood/rear_screen/Images/DSCF0020.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://mgf.ultimatemg.com/group2/DIY/exterior/hood/rear_screen/Images/DSCF0020.JPG" width="320" /></a><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Got the screen off your MG</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Got the screen off your MG, dear Val'ry,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Rear screen</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Replace it dear William, dear William, dear William,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Replace it dear William, dear William </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">FIX IT!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Got a new one dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But how shall I fix it, Dear Val'ry</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But how??</span><br />
<br style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">With rivets, dear William, dear William, dear William</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">With rivets, dear William, dear William</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">RIVETS!!</span><br />
<br style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But my rivet gun's broken, dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But my rivet gun's broken, dear Val'ry</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">It's bust!</span><br />
<br style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Get a new one, dear William, dear William, dear William</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Get a new one, dear William, dear William</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">DON'T FAFF!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But where can I get one, </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But where can I get one, </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dear Val'ry?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Oh where?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">DIY shop's in town, </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dear William, dear William,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">DIY shop's in town, </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dear William,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">IN TOWN!!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But how can I get there,</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">how can I get there</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">, </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dear Val'ry?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But how?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">In the MG, </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dear William, dear William, dear William</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">In the MG</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">, dear William, dear William</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">TAKE MY F***ING CAR!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But it's raining, </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But it's raining, </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">It's wet!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Put the hood up </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dear William, dear William, dear William,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Put the hood up </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dear William, dear William,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">THE HOOD!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But the screen's off your MG,</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But the screen's off your MG,</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dear Val'ry,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Rear screen!</span></div>
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twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-64652238827795005412013-11-07T22:35:00.002+00:002013-12-15T11:42:32.674+00:00TrespassersW<a href="http://www.trespassers-w.net/images/tw.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.trespassers-w.net/images/tw.gif" /></a>I've always had a soft spot for the wicked Trespassers William. It must have been a hard life to drive him to such (unspecified) naughtiness.<br />
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In England, at least, we politely request that trespasses be forgiven. (As I recall, in Scotland we ask to be let off our debts. No wonder the country went bust.)<br />
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So let's extend that principle of forgiveness to him and his American namesake, Trespassers Will B. Prosecuted. (In England, of course, trespass is a tort: a civil offence for which one sues, not prosecutes.)twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-71359199468904484422013-05-31T23:27:00.000+01:002013-05-31T23:27:21.200+01:00A bit of advice<a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6ZSSgalIa88/UakgElx1xKI/AAAAAAAAC1E/MTnDGTGJd9E/s1600/triplets.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6ZSSgalIa88/UakgElx1xKI/AAAAAAAAC1E/MTnDGTGJd9E/s1600/triplets.jpg" height="212" width="320" /></a>There's something about groups of three. Triplets, trinities and triptychs strike a chord at the very deepest level of thought. (Also troikas and tricycles, but that would make a list of five, which doesn't work <i>nearly</i> so well. Though you should never forget the <a href="http://twistedbyjacks.blogspot.com/2012/10/rule-of-five.html">rule of five</a>.)<br />
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Having briefly covered reading, writing and 'rithmetic in the previous post I thought I'd start this one off with another popular triple: fear, uncertainty and doubt.<br />
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When you are uncertain how to handle a situation and doubt your ability to succeed in it, it is only natural to fear and avoid the situation itself. For example...<br />
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I have been afraid of fitting curtain rails for more than thirty years. I read the do-it yourself guides and the instructions are clear. You mark your target and drill into the concrete lintel using a hammer drill and masonry bit. Perhaps there's something wrong with my masonry bit. Whenever I try, I make no impression at all on the lintel. Though I make a tremendous impression on the (usually ageing) plaster, shaking it to dust for about an inch all round the drill. My curtains are, at best, precarious.<br />
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So it was more in sorrow than in anger that I heard the Beloved cry out in alarm from the bedroom window. Like a disreputable politician draped in the Flag, I found her draped in the curtain. So there was nothing for it but to hie me to B&Q, acquire the fixings and a new curtain pole and follow Henry V once more into the breach.<br />
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<a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Zj2Ht574i_0/Uakc4uvKl_I/AAAAAAAAC0s/vVucMjKnt18/s1600/HSS.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Zj2Ht574i_0/Uakc4uvKl_I/AAAAAAAAC0s/vVucMjKnt18/s1600/HSS.jpg" /></a>More in desperate hope than expectation, I tried something a little different this time. And, just for once, it worked. Like a charm. So here is my bit (geddit?) of advice:<br />
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<i>If you are getting nowhere with a masonry bit, try a High Speed Steel bit. (And switch off the hammer action.)</i></blockquote>
I don't seriously believe that my houses have all had RSJs over their windows. But they have all been over 100 years old, and perhaps in that time the concrete has hardened to a texture more like steel than brick.<br />
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It only took me something over 30 years to find this out.<br />
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There are plenty of other things I have been putting off because my tools and methods don't seem to work. I feel inspired: where to begin?twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-69804754720991218662013-05-31T08:04:00.001+01:002013-05-31T08:04:55.260+01:00Early education: striking the balance<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Too much reading</h2>
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Or at least, browsing. Time to cut back on Facebook and Google+. (I'm <b>not</b> giving up "Bring Up the Bodies". So there.)</div>
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Not enough writing</h2>
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Made a start. 'Nuff said.</div>
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Not enough 'rithmetic</h2>
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Time for a cold look at the numbers. It's <b>always</b> wise to keep an eye on them, before they go scampering off somewhere naughty. Those little scampering scamps.</div>
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twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-89633737571754393182013-05-31T07:31:00.000+01:002013-05-31T08:21:12.055+01:00Clutching at money<a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wUTAxluDmTU/UahDaJfzmEI/AAAAAAAAC0Y/_RrT9PGdnCw/s1600/IMAG0372.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wUTAxluDmTU/UahDaJfzmEI/AAAAAAAAC0Y/_RrT9PGdnCw/s320/IMAG0372.jpg" width="191" /></a>It's the little things that get you...<br />
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I have loved a succession of <a href="http://www.thejimi.com/">Jimi </a>wallets. These neat plastic cases hold five credit cards and four folded notes (three if you're American). Not just a wallet, but a minimalist philosophy of life.<br />
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BUT... folding notes takes just a little too long. It takes one more hand than I have conveniently available. It distracts me just a little too much from the transaction. On the other hand, the nice little snap-open plastic wallet often piques the interest of a bored sales assistant, starting a conversation and shining just a little light into a humdrum day.<br />
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My latest Jimi has come to the end of its life. They only last a couple of years. What to do? Replace it with another? Grow up and get a standard bloated leather wallet just like everyone else's?<br />
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or...<br />
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When the Dutch aren't officiously sailing up the Medway and burning our fleet, they occasionally get quite creative. One thinks of the great <a href="http://www.essentialvermeer.com/dutch-painters/twenty_dutch_masterpieces.html">master painters</a>... the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Cottage-Industry-Morning-Mug/dp/B005BR7JJM">"good morning" mug</a>... <a href="http://www.schiphol.nl/index_en.html">Schiphol airport</a>... <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_control_in_the_Netherlands">serious hydro engineering</a>. And now, the <a href="http://www.secrid.nl/en/index.html">secrid </a>card holder/ wallet.<br />
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This ticks all the boxes: quirky, minimalist and takes notes without folding. And for bonus points, it prevents unwanted interference with your RFID cards. A <a href="http://thetinfoilhatsociety.com/">tin-foil hat</a> for your credit cards. Costs rather less than an expensive wallet but <i>a lot</i> more than a cheap one.<br />
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It arrived yesterday. I'm eagerly awaiting an excuse to take it shopping.<br />
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Now, about those <a href="http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2009/09/grab-your-tin-foil-hats-martian-fluxx-is-coming/">Martians</a>...twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-18194556101512241112013-05-28T17:18:00.001+01:002013-05-28T20:10:27.111+01:00Not Waving But Rolling<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Marketing guru and general brain box Seth Godin did two <a href="http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/2013/04/getting-picked-need-to-vs-want-to.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+typepad%2Fsethsmainblog+%28Seth%27s+Blog%29">pieces </a>a month or so ago on the subject of "picking yourself". The point being that it is an increasingly risky strategy to try and get someone else to pick you for a key job. Your pitch is drowned out by millions of others, and the key people actually have less power now to help you. Good stuff, and well worth a read.<br />
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But he finished off with the snide jibe: "the Grateful Dead or the Bay City Rollers?".<br />
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Let me add my small voice to the avalanche of outrage at your sneer at Scotland's premier boy band.<br />
Especially as they actually illustrate your advice rather well. They picked themselves and spent five years building up their local following before they were ever seen by Tam Paton. And if they hadn't been picked, there is no reason to believe that they wouldn't have carried on as semi pro musicians entertaining the locals for many years. Which I would consider a success.<br />
Of course, the phenomenon of Rollermania was more about clever marketing than music. And that was very actively planned and executed. And had very little to do with the band.<br />
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twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-88661111246922048732013-01-19T11:12:00.001+00:002013-01-19T11:13:10.850+00:00The right notes in the right order<p>Spotify very kindly suggested that I might like these chaps. Spotify knows me too well. Just give me a tune with all the notes in the right order at <em>exactly</em> the right time, and I’ll be happy… Is that too much to ask? Evidently not.</p><iframe height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/asAqE0Vl1RM?rel=0" frameborder="0" width="560" allowfullscreen></iframe> twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-35152117661907033142012-12-07T09:46:00.001+00:002012-12-07T09:46:21.966+00:00Towards a moral calculus<p><iframe height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Hj9oB4zpHww?rel=0" frameborder="0" width="560" allowfullscreen></iframe></p> <p>Notorious Atheist Sam Harris makes the case for applying scientific methods to questions of morality. So far as I can make out, his core arguments are:</p> <ol> <li>human wellbeing is a meaningful, objective concept</li> <li>if you pick any two responses to a particular moral dimension, you can in theory (if not in practice) scientifically assess which is going to lead to more human wellbeing.</li> <li>we have a duty to maximise human wellbeing throughout the world</li> <li>therefore we should challenge suboptimal choices in our own and in other societies</li> <li>in particular, we should not abdicate the concept of morality to religion, but should consider it scientifically.</li></ol> <p>All good stuff and hard to argue. He illustrates his talk with side swipes at a number of practices which he considers religiously motivated. These are less convincing, but should not distract from his core message.</p> <p>He implies that we can determine a single metric for human well-being which can be assessed. This is where I lose him. It seems to me that there are a number of dimensions to consider. We can generally agree on which of each of the following is better:</p> <ul> <li>freedom – slavery</li> <li>sickness – health</li> <li>life – death</li> <li>a life of passive acceptance – a life of meaningful contribution</li> <li>respect – contempt</li> <li>safety – danger</li> <li>scarcity – abundance</li> <li>construction – destruction</li> <li>pain – pleasure</li></ul> <p>We can probably resolve these into a limited number of independent dimensions. If there are is more than one dimension, then the best we can hope for from science is that it can show us how to get to the envelope where increasing one dimension requires a trade-off in another. At that point, any further change requires a value judgement as to which dimensions we consider most important. Science cannot help us with this.</p> <p>It is also not as obvious as it may appear that any society is actually far from the envelope already. In any case, to assess this, we need to identify a robust set of rigorously defined set of dimensions of well-being and models showing how they are constrained. Then we can sensibly discuss individual cases and value judgements.</p> <p>This is so obvious that it must have been done, or at least worked on, already. Presumably Mr Harris can point me in the right direction?</p> twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-80361638689152543292012-10-11T09:09:00.001+01:002013-06-02T10:14:28.898+01:00Rule of Five<img align="right" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c1/JosephWright-Alchemist-1.jpg/250px-JosephWright-Alchemist-1.jpg" style="display: inline; float: right;" />Right: enough of the whippersnapper Kipling. I think you’re ready for some ancient wisdom: <u>how to understand the essence</u>. <br />
The alchemists had a number of techniques. Perhaps the simplest was to boil off the spirit and distil it. Then take the distillate, boil off the spirit and distil it. Then repeat. And repeat. And repeat. By which time you should have got to something pretty pure. the five times distilled “quintessence”. <br />
Swooping back to the present, <a href="http://blog.strategicedge.co.uk/" target="_blank">Nicholas Bate's</a> series on "<a href="http://blog.strategicedge.co.uk/simpcomp/" target="_blank">Simplicity, the far side of complexity</a>" rolls on. Episode four is "<a href="http://blog.strategicedge.co.uk/2012/10/simplicity-the-far-side-of-complexity-5.html" target="_blank">Dig Deep: Find The Real Issue</a>". But how deep? Bate offers "Deeper", with the implication that you'll know when you've gone far enough.<br />
Slithering back a couple of decades, let me offer a tip I got from Shoji Shiba, the TQM guru, in the early 90s. He recommends that, however well you think you understand a question, you will always understand it better if you go down five levels.<br />
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3. Why did I do it in a rush the day before?<br />
A. Because I was too tired to make time amongst all my other priorities until I had no option<br />
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This is a trivial example. As often as not, round about the fourth question, you break through a bland, conventional explanation to get down into the root of a problem, or make a lateral link that gives a new and useful insight. <br />
This is very much Mother Nature's learning strategy, as any parent of a small child will recognise. Can a million years of evolution be wrong?<br />
Perhaps it should be "The Rule of Five Year Olds"?<br />
Try it: it costs nothing to release your inner toddler!<br />
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<li><span style="font-size: x-small;"><strong>Pentagrams</strong></span>: getting ready to celebrate the feast of All Souls? </li>
<li><span style="font-size: x-small;"><strong>The Five Marks of Mission</strong></span>: the CofE has always been corporate. Whilst I wouldn’t normally recommend a five part mission statement, <a href="http://www.anglicancommunion.org/ministry/mission/fivemarks.cfm" target="_blank">theirs</a> is worth five minutes’ contemplation. Would Jesus have allowed weasel words like “seek to” and “strive to”? Still, a good effort, I think. Having read it, how does yours stack up? </li>
<li><span style="font-size: x-small;"><strong>Five honest serving men</strong></span>: Any of the five Ws from <a href="http://www.kipling.org.uk/poems_serving.htm" target="_blank">Kipling’s six</a> will each guide you faithfully down to the next level of insight. I had forgotten that he rested them during working hours. Times have changed. </li>
<li><span style="font-size: x-small;"><strong>Five steps to a project</strong></span>: David Allen’s <a href="http://gtd.marvelz.com/blog/2007/08/28/five-phases-of-project-planning/" target="_blank">Natural Planning Model</a> will bring focus and purpose to any task. Requires: the back of an envelope, a pencil and five minutes. </li>
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From <a href="http://blog.strategicedge.co.uk/" target="_blank">Nicholas Bate’s</a> acclaimed “<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Instant-MBA-Business-Brilliant-ebook/dp/B004INHHGA/ref=kinw_dp_ke" target="_blank">Instant MBA (52 Brilliant Ideas</a>)” , now free on Kindle in the UK (which means that Nicholas sees this as outreach, not product. One of his basic principles is to sell on value, not price.):<br />
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That experience doesn’t end when they walk out of your door. Here’s a harrowing example of how easy it is to turn a positive experience into a negative disaster.<br />
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Another of Bate’s principles is that sometimes, you should fire some of your customers.twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-90821624888880050142012-10-02T20:22:00.000+01:002012-10-02T20:22:18.687+01:00Memories of the 70s<blockquote>
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I’ve never seen a purple cow<br />
I never hope to see one<br />
But I can tell you anyhow<br />
I’d rather see than be one</blockquote>
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Thanks, Jacob!twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-82352364121410404282012-09-19T22:06:00.001+01:002012-09-19T22:16:49.844+01:00Writing…<a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UenkJkMX7Y4/UFoz1m2a6gI/AAAAAAAABN4/11ls9wMMkUQ/s1600-h/PRE_2012-09-19-214225%25255B19%25255D.jpg"><img alt="PRE_2012-09-19-214225" border="0" height="582" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HhfIOtsJsXI/UFoz2vNJQOI/AAAAAAAABOA/QEtxXSoWw4Y/?imgmax=800" style="background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="PRE_2012-09-19-214225" width="502" /></a><br />
<a href="http://briem.net/" target="_blank">Briem.Net</a>’s sage advice:<br />
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(He has a practical and engaging alternative more suitable to our namby pamby times…)<br />
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And just in case you missed the reference to Rosemary’s hair and for some unaccountable reason are unfamiliar with Edison Lighthouse’s 1972 hit (also unaccountable):
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Ah, they don’t write ‘em like that anymore. Let’s all be thankful for small mercies.twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-30796735613079826792012-09-13T11:01:00.000+01:002012-09-21T23:31:55.592+01:00Challenge Accepted<a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-S_zgfLp30rY/UFDtq8cPhvI/AAAAAAAABNM/MztiyAqAmjo/s1600-h/image%25255B4%25255D.png"><img alt="image" border="0" height="298" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--LeS6VqlMhY/UFDtsD8bEaI/AAAAAAAABNU/2nM93ZGrxic/?imgmax=800" style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="image" width="577" /></a><br />
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To the best shop in town<br />
Beloved’s investing in room-filling sound<br />
Cambridge Acoustics or Sonos or Bose<br />
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Hat raised to <a href="http://thechap.net/content/section_manifesto/index.html">The Chap</a>.<br />
(And thanks, <a href="http://blog.strategicedge.co.uk/">Nicholas</a>)twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-35272854823115124102012-05-02T09:41:00.001+01:002012-05-03T13:53:39.259+01:00Stig<br />
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Tasteful, eh?twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-3403706340377109982012-04-30T15:24:00.001+01:002012-04-30T15:24:35.223+01:00Blimey!<p>Wot? WYSIWIG blog postings? Ho wat fun!</p> <p>(Just a quick test of the free MS Windows Write blogging program: seems a vast improvement on the raw blogger. Let’s see how it looks…)</p> <blockquote> <p><em>I wonder whether the block quotes are any cleaner, he mused…</em></p> <p><em>Or whether they can be made to hang together?</em></p></blockquote> <p>Sadly not, it would seem.</p> <p><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rA3nRVn490o/T56gmijTqBI/AAAAAAAABF0/7esP9E_jY20/s1600-h/CIMG0405%25255B5%25255D.jpg"><img style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; float: left; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="CIMG0405" border="0" alt="CIMG0405" align="left" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vrJsUNcGDGg/T56goF6PrVI/AAAAAAAABF8/h9nqE4Szd7A/?imgmax=800" width="160" height="219"></a></p> <p>Pictures are easier, too.</p> <p>Let’s see what actually posts…</p> twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-18231865698006705142012-04-16T18:01:00.000+01:002012-04-16T21:32:13.024+01:00The Edit<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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...makes all the difference.twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-58735182351614568712012-04-12T08:43:00.001+01:002012-04-12T12:33:21.048+01:00OK: this Google plus redesign thingy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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But my stream is full of whining, overprivileged technojunkies. Either that or I'm not seeing the whole picture. Which looks sort of OK on a larger monitor, until you scroll down.<br />
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I suspect it's the number of horizontal pixels rather than the orientation. I lose the contacts bar around 1300. Since my monitor is an ancient HP 1530, which is less than that in Landscape, I was not seeing the whole glory of the HypnoSpace.<br />
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No doubt one of the reasons I got those headaches last night was that I was subconsciously trying to process truncated subliminal messages.<br />
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I have one of those new fangled windows PCs, so I can shrink the window yet further.<br />
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The only thing that will save us is that the Google Geeks are incapable of comprehending the concept of a screen more than two years old, so the army of the Brainwashed Chosen will eventually be defeated by a rag tag band of <strike>cheapskates </strike>people who spend their money on real life.<br />
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Carry on, blogger. You don't need my permission. Here are some other things <span style="font-size: large; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">you don't need to </span>do:<br />
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I've shared my first five drafts, wittily titled "Blog challenge - Permission to blog, sir? Drafts 1-5" of this one to give you an idea of how you can develop a perfectly acceptable post in easy stages. This "<a href="http://www.markforster.net/blog/2006/8/14/little-and-often.html" target="_blank">little and often</a>" technique is a favourite of task management guru Mark Forster. (Q: How many years of your life can you devote to ways of working through a list? A: quite a lot, it transpires. But I digress).<br />
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A perfect post can slip through the reader's brain without leaving a trace. Sometimes you need a few rough edges to get a grip on. My posts list is littered with drafts which I polished all the life out of. Unpublishable.<br />
Ace chansonnier Leonard Cohen once said that one snatch from one of his songs, "<a href="http://youtu.be/5ma5tF6TJpA" target="_blank">Anthem</a>" captured pretty much his whole philosophy of life.<br />
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But if you restrict yourself to things you are sure no-one else has said better, you'll be a while getting started. Of course, linking in your inspirations is a courtesy both to your readers and the luminaries. As well as strengthening the memes you subscribe to. Being a gateway to a selection of clever, right thinking people is often better than being clever yourself.<br />
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If you weren't born clever, you can always aspire to wisdom. But wisdom comes with practice. And practice usually means <a href="http://twistedbyjacks.blogspot.com/2012/03/saturday-sneezles.html" target="_blank">exposing your foolishness</a>.<br />
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<span style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">Obviously, you can drop in pictures, <a href="http://twistedbyjacks.blogspot.com/2011/08/wrong-question.html" target="_blank">video </a>and music.</span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">The post I am proudest of is a <a href="http://twistedbyjacks.blogspot.com/2010/10/andrews-owed.html" target="_blank">piece of doggerel verse</a> </span></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Or sometimes a simple list, like <a href="http://blog.strategicedge.co.uk/2012/04/thinking-bigger-7.html" target="_blank">this series from the excellent Nicholas Bate</a>, can be both clear and profound.</span></span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: small;">On Google+, flit around an eclectic band like <a href="https://plus.google.com/u/0/circles/7-day-challenge-p169d0c7b8a0f8946" target="_blank">Jenson's Challenged</a> and sup on whatever inspiration you spot.</span><br />
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Oh, and if you want <i>good </i>advice from a professional, rather than my random mumblings, just spend a few minutes with <a href="http://www.chrisbrogan.com/my-best-advice-about-blogging/" target="_blank">Chris Brogan</a>. This is the best and most concentrated advice I have seen anywhere. I never read him without coming away feeling stupid, inept and inspired. How stupid, inept and inspired do you want to feel today?<br />
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You can start off in one direction and end up somewhere completely different. <a href="http://twistedbyjacks.blogspot.com/2012/03/sunday-skullz.html" target="_blank">This </a>started off as a jolly, uplifting snap on a beautiful Spring morning and ended up positively maudlin. Still, I'm quite pleased with it.<br />
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Leave comments on other people's blogs. Most of us would kill for any sign that someone has actually read<br />
a post. The most hits I ever got came from a stupid piece of nitpicking on a very fine blog, where I took issue with the way he spelled "whiskey". Got the splendid response: "Read TwistedByKnaves: he knows whisky and Kipling, and that's good enough for me".<br />
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Yes, this <i>is</i> a hint!<br />
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* <i style="font-size: 13px; text-align: center;">Thanks to A Jay Adler's "sad red earth" blog for the </i><i style="font-size: 13px; text-align: center;">picture. This is well worth a look if you're interested in the state of </i><i style="font-size: 13px; text-align: center;">the U.S. <a href="http://sadredearth.com/announcing-%E2%80%9Cthe-open-mind%E2%80%9D-shrink-vs-scribe/">http://sadredearth.com/</a>. As so often happens when you find someone interesting through an image search, the page was two years old. However, he's still going strong.</i></div>twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-18862037523650548222012-04-03T13:46:00.000+01:002012-04-04T21:54:06.800+01:00'Ware Spooks!<br />
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<span style="color: green; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">So, what you should do, is sign this petition, and forward it to everyone you know..</span></div>
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<span style="color: green; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">The Register (<a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/04/02/ccdp_government_snooping_plans/" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: small;">http://www.theregister.co.uk/<wbr></wbr>2012/04/02/ccdp_government_<wbr></wbr>snooping_plans/</span></a>) points out that anonymous proxy indirection is the obvious way round this. </span></div>
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<span style="color: green; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">and, that so many free anonymous proxy sites are choc-a-wall-to-wall with free, added value, malware....</span></div>
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<span style="color: green; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">(Annoyingly, <em>my</em> petition, that</span></div>
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<span style="color: teal; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">'"challange" should be changed to "challenge", on "<a href="http://submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/xyzw/new" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">submissions.epetitions.<wbr></wbr>direct.gov.uk/petitions/xyzw/<wbr></wbr>new</a>",</span></div>
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<span style="color: green; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">El Reg has a nice disclaimer signature, about <strong><u><em>not</em></u></strong> being someone indulging in the obvious key-phrases that this legislation will focus on.. (To generate false hits...)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: green;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">"Only the guilty have anything to fear, unless the government or their agencies are trying to make a political point and need some examples to round up and shoot, or just decide to redefine 'guilty', or there's a copper needs an extra arrest to make his monthly targets"... </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: green;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">This is a guest post from Alastair Blakey. He asked me to forward it to everyone I know. Well, I feel I know YOU. Though not as well as your friendly local spooks will know you this time next year...</span></span></span></div>twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7383213557204102715.post-10455572891439350622012-04-03T06:38:00.000+01:002012-04-03T06:38:06.308+01:00Blog challenge - Permission to blog, sir? Draft 5<br />
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Carry on, blogger. You don't need my permission. Here are some other things you don't need to do.<br />
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1. Complete every post in a single sitting</h2>
I'll share my drafts on this one to give you an idea of how you can develop a perfectly acceptable post by easy stages. This "<a href="http://www.markforster.net/blog/2006/8/14/little-and-often.html" target="_blank">little and often</a>" technique is a favourite of task management guru Mark Forster. (Q: How many years of your life can you devote to ways of working through a list? A: quite a lot, it transpires. But I digress).<br />
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2. Be perfect</h2>
A perfect post can slip through the reader's brain without leaving a trace. Sometimes you need a few rough edges to get a grip on. My posts list is littered with drafts which I polished all the life out of. Unpublishable.<br />
Ace chansonnier Leonard Cohen once said that one snatch from one of his songs, "<a href="http://youtu.be/5ma5tF6TJpA" target="_blank">Anthem</a>" captured pretty much his whole philosophy of life.<br />
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<i>There's a crack, a crack in everything</i> </blockquote>
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<i>That's how the light gets in</i> </blockquote>
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3. Be clever</h2>
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If only!!<br />
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But if you restrict yourself to things you are sure no-one else has said better, you'll be a while getting started. Of course, linking in your inspirations is a courtesy both to your readers and the luminaries. As well as strengthening the memes you subscribe to. Being a gateway to a selection of clever, right thinking people is often better than being clever yourself.<br />
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If you weren't born clever, you can always aspire to wisdom. But wisdom comes with practice. And practice usually means <a href="http://twistedbyjacks.blogspot.com/2012/03/saturday-sneezles.html" target="_blank">exposing your foolishness</a>.<br />
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So just get started.</div>
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4. Write prose</h2>
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<span style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">Obviously, you can drop in pictures, video and music (Toad Lickers).</span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">The post I am proudest of is a <a href="http://twistedbyjacks.blogspot.com/2010/10/andrews-owed.html" target="_blank">piece of doggerel verse</a> </span></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Or sometimes a simple list, like <a href="http://blog.strategicedge.co.uk/2012/04/thinking-bigger-7.html" target="_blank">this series from the excellent Nicholas Bate</a>, can be both clear and profound.</span></span></h2>
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5. Work it all out for yourself</h2>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Find some examples and bask in their genius. Even if you absorb nothing, it'll give you some perspective. There are a few hints in the verse above. </span></span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Look to Jenson Taylor [Link] for technical tips..</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Flit around an eclectic band like [Jenson's Challenged] and sup on whatever inspiration you spot.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Oh, and if you want <i>good </i>advice from a professional, rather than my random mumblings, just spend a few minutes with <a href="http://www.chrisbrogan.com/my-best-advice-about-blogging/" target="_blank">Chris Brogan</a>. This is the best and most concentrated advice I have seen anywhere. I never read him without coming away feeling stupid, inept and inspired. How stupid, inept and inspired do you want to feel today?</span></div>
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6. Know where the next post will take you</h2>
You can start off in one direction and end up somewhere completely different. <a href="http://twistedbyjacks.blogspot.com/2012/03/sunday-skullz.html" target="_blank">This </a>started off as a jolly, uplifting snap on a beautiful Spring morning and ended up positively maudlin. Still, I'm quite pleased with it.<br />
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On the other hand, the post I am cobbling together now seems to be running on rails. Which is probably a bad sign.<br />
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7. Keep an eye on the time</h2>
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Consider a <a href="http://twistedbyjacks.blogspot.co.uk/2010/04/what-did-you-do-today-dear.html" target="_blank">time tracker</a>. There is no limit to the amount of time you can fritter away on this stuff. Be like Mandy [link]:don't forget to get out and plant potatoes and peas.</div>twistedByKnaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09678240461662823816noreply@blogger.com4