Oops... :0(

Got the screen off your MG
Dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry,
Got the screen off your MG, dear Val'ry,
Rear screen

Replace it dear William, dear William, dear William,
Replace it dear William, dear William 
FIX IT!!

Got a new one dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry
But how shall I fix it, Dear Val'ry
But how??

With rivets, dear William, dear William, dear William
With rivets, dear William, dear William
RIVETS!!

But my rivet gun's broken, dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry,
But my rivet gun's broken, dear Val'ry
It's bust!

Get a new one, dear William, dear William, dear William
Get a new one, dear William, dear William
DON'T FAFF!

But where can I get one,  dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry?
But where can I get one,  dear Val'ry?
Oh where?

DIY shop's in town, dear William, dear William,
DIY shop's in town, dear William,
IN TOWN!!

But how can I get there,  dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry?
But how can I get there,  dear Val'ry?
But how?

In the MG, dear William, dear William, dear William
In the MG, dear William, dear William

TAKE MY F***ING CAR!

But it's raining, dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry

But it's raining, dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry,

It's wet!

Put the hood up dear William, dear William, dear William,

Put the hood up dear William, dear William,

THE HOOD!!

But the screen's off your MG,dear Val'ry, dear Val'ry,

But the screen's off your MG,dear Val'ry,
Rear screen!