This is not a clever comparison of e-mail with first class post, but a riff kicking off gently from our national, baked in obsession: class. And classiness. Deep down, we (the middle classes) all want 25% more than we've got.
Why not slap a little instant class to your business card (1) or mail signature with a Latin(ish) motto?
Display a modest whimsy with the proud motto of the Edinburgh University Fencing Club (c1973): Plus fortuna quam judicio!
Bored with the wholesome but over used Carpe diem? Try Carpe cakem! on for size. (Thanks, Toby!)
Or the cheerful defiance of one who has come to terms with his fate: Semper in excreta sumus, solum profundum variat. Infinitely preferable to the po-faced, but genuine: Sumus semper in excretum sed alta variat.
But wait a minute: isn't that last one exactly what the struggling blogger is striving for? Maybe in a couple of years...
(1) I know that clip is a bit over used, but I still just love it. This is more useful, but if you've got the wrong sort of mind (my sort) it'll lure you off the path of virtue for rather longer than you might have planned.